Stung Fermented

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  • SOONER OR LATER, EVERYTHING IS NEW. We are so over the past. We’re over gods and dragons, lords and ladies, faires and fairies, lutes and flutes. We’re over Norse mythology, Viking ships and traveling minstrels (again with the lutes and flutes). Yes, we’re even over the the word “mead.” Because mead belongs to the aforementioned past and is thus minimized, thought of vaguely as a drunken and lusty companion of cider and ale, of conquering and pillaging and perhaps a little wenching on the side. Mead’s soundtrack is still a lilt played on a wooden flute, with some skinny jester dude dancing a little light-footed jig on the periphery of our collective consciousness.

     

    SO GOODBYE MEAD. You were misunderstood, misused and under-appreciated. No one ever really got you. We did—despite all of the medieval and nonsensical trappings that obscured all of your wonders. And because we got you, we have to say goodbye to you. We have to look forward to the new. And the next. And the now.

     

    WE BELIEVE THAT STUNG IS NOW, that it aligns rather nicely with the tastes and sensibilities of our epoch. Made from local honey, crafted by artisans to approximate sparkling wine or champagne. A surprisingly refreshing alternative to craft beer or cider. If we have our way—and we will—the entire world will know about Stung. And if there’s another habitable planet in the neighborhood, they’re going to know, too. Because we are on a mission. Not to go public, not to sell to a conglomerate, but to do right by this drinkable freak of nature and protect and promote its reputation as the most perfect premium fermented beverage the earth has ever yielded—with a little help from us and some local beekeepers. We will not stop until everyone’s had a chance to truly appreciate Stung, the fermented drink of the future.

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